About Shaadi Kab?
It's the family Diwali party and you're trying to get through it. The relatives wait along the corridor and fire their questions at you: swipe to change lane, swipe down to duck, tap to clap back, and grab Nani's laddoos. Three hits and you flee to the terrace.
Playing without a mouse or touch
← and → (or A and D) change lane, ↓ ducks, Space claps back, Esc pauses. Everything that happens is also announced in text for screen readers. Dodging still needs sight: the announcements make a run followable, not fully playable without it.
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